Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s a time of year for gratitude, togetherness, repeatedly attempting to explain my job to older relatives, and most importantly, a time when a lot of people come together to eat one really big bird. But here’s the thing. Why do we always eat the same kind of bird? I mean, turkey is fine and all, but why not branch out a bit? Why not chicken, or quail, or pheasant?
And that got me thinking – why limit my daydreaming to real-life birds when there’s so much delicious-looking poultry in video games? Sure, not every video game bird would be tasty, but it’s worth assessing in case I ever get Jumanji-ed into a game one day.
Here’s my rating of video game birds based on how good they’d be for Thanksgiving dinner.
